Phasmophobia is one of those games that somehow manages to make the bugs scarier than the actual fucking ghosts. You spend half the game trying to figure out whether you're being hunted by a demon or the developers' inability to make shit work properly. The ghost AI is so inconsistent that one minute it's acting like a genius tracking your every move, and the next it's wandering around like it forgot what game it's supposed to be in. The equipment randomly decides to be completely fucking useless, the voice recognition works whenever it feels like it, and the animations look like somebody slapped together a horror game over a weekend and called it a masterpiece. Don't even get me started on the doors, because apparently opening and closing a fucking door is advanced technology in Phasmophobia. You'll be hiding in a closet praying you survive, only to get killed through some ridiculous glitch that makes absolutely no sense. The performance can go from perfectly smooth to a PowerPoint p…